The only thing that gets me through the day is the hope that you’re doing better than I am.
so long story short….Aladdin is every tumblr user talking about people they love.
thats basically how I talk about my boyfriend to someone who doesn’t know him.. Lmaoo
and that’s how you create a new universe :D:DD:
Next Christmas, This is happening.
This is the most menacing goddamn dessert I’ve ever seen.
Enjoy your delicious gigantic FUKKEN CANNOLI MACE.
I have located a dildon’t
Mackdaddy doesn’t understand laser pointers.
today i was at a cemetery for a field trip and my friend told me a joke so i started laughing and the girl behind me...
a girl asked me how i got good at drawing so i answered that i sacrificed virgins for the dark lord satan and she looked kinda...
Rest in peace, Chief Petty Officer Chris Kyle. "The Devil of Ramadi" 160 confirmed kills. 255 claimed kills.